Friend: “Whenever I’m down in the dumps I get myself a new tie.” Me: “I wondered where you got them.”

A friend suggested putting horse manure on my strawberries... I'm never doing that again, I'm going back to whipped cream.

To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.

Apparently hospitals are not the best place to start unplugging things so you can charge your Smartphone.

Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesnt fit anything.

Agreed. Replacing Brooks with a reserve grader from another team is just a ridiculous idea. Madge will get an extension as the team improves and...

Wanted to post a joke about sodium… But then thought, Na, most won't get it

reading while sunbathing makes you... well... Red...

Absolutely. If Flanagan snr ever sets foot in the club I’m out until he is gone. That’s not the example I want the club to follow, ever.

A) always. b) would have financial repercussions

What is the scariest tree?

Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.

Agree. Field position was more important than the 2 points. The ref had blown time off so there was no time taken off the clock during the kick, only ...

Another Wests Tigers try disallowed and not looked at by the Bunker.

Police toilet stolen.... Cops have nothing to go on....