What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.

Went for a job interview today at IKEA. The manager said: “Come in, make a seat.”

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

What subject does a witch teach at school?

R.I.P. to my pet mouse Elvis. He was caught in a trap.

What do you say when you tickle a tiny millionaire?

Top Gun - Maverick: Well worth the wait.

Bruce Lee had a vegan brother. Broco Lee.

The number of incorrect calls against us was just mind boggling. It was in the double digits. You can’t win against that.

For the Wabbits 3-Sutton 2-Blunder Bunker 1-Noyen/Beashel

If it wasn’t for those calls we’d be leading 0-36 instead. But the officials cheated and scored at least four of those Wabbits trys.

The big momentum changes were due to the ref and the Blunder Bunker making incorrect calls. That’s why we are getting done.

We are getting beaten because the officials are cheating.

We are getting out reffed that’s why we are losing.