Who did the wizard marry?

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over $1000.The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.

I asked my German mate: "When you spell 'Dog' in German, does it contain the letter K?" He said "K? Nein".

Nurse: Theres a man in the waiting room who thinks hes invisible, what should I tell him?Doctor: tell him I cant see him today

Certainly does.

Also a good move by the club. Definitely an asset even though we are playing him out of position on the wing. Not a finisher. Pretty good Center thoug...

Well done on the solo run. Covered the current topics well.

Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.It’s a gift.

Prepared to be surprised then.

@Garry but that’s not the Wests Tigers way. We’ll eventually cave as we always do and claim we got something out of it but won’t be able to say what i...

Pity we have such a brain dead organisation that sees Campbelltown Sports Stadium as the answer. Just laughable.

I’d like a home ground but not a quagmire when it rains and not something from last century. Come on the fans deserve better. They deserve a home g...

Wouldn’t believe anything the current chair says.

I agree they should, but they won’t.