A book fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame.

It would be funny if there wasn’t one.

Sorry but I heard this story before and he still receives excuses from the club & fans.

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.

I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China.

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they’re tenants.

Why was the broom late for the meeting?

Benji set to pull on the jumper one more time.

I hope Brooks has a stellar year. But if he doesn’t another excuse will be found.

For the 8th time. Don’t worry, another year of failure and another excuse will be thrown up.

I went out to buy a camouflage jacket today, but I couldn’t find one.

Not such a wise man, his career went down the toilet after he left and utter such a phrase.

Did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

Hope he does well in his new coaching role. One of my all time favourite Wests Tigers players.

You got me all excited there for a sec…