My friend went completely bald years ago, but he still carries a comb with him. He just can’t part with it.

Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?

I’m never donating to anyone collecting money for a marathon again. They just take the money and run

I told my Wife I was building a model of Mount Everest, she asked, "Is it to scale?",I replied, " No, it's to look at"

I was disappointed when the book I ordered—‘101 ways you can use Binary’ —finally arrived. It had only 5 things listed.

My wife has been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.So, Ive taken the hint and got her a magazine rack!

Well he is 21. Lawrence was just 17 and still in high school, so who knows. I hope Bula has a great game.

Does this mean Bula has been upgraded to the top 30 taking the last spot?

I don’t think Nofo is needed at all. He’d only crab across the field like he normally does in attack and also cause issues in defence anyway.

For now you are correct. Unless our on field fortunes turn around I don’t believe it will stay that way.

The NRL will get involved when the supporters and sponsors are no longer there and the club becomes financially insolvent. Fans are becoming disillusi...

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I dunno, I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

@the-last-ronin I stand corrected. See post above.

Not quite true. Hasn’t won a game playing at half for that long, but has won a game @5/8.

A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a mop..