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I was so unpopular at school they used to call me "Batteries". I was never included in anything.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 13. His name was Constant Teen.

It’s a step in the right direction but there needs to be a few more. If it’s the only step then no.

Great win by Souths. How many times did the lead change?

Latrell might be the difference

A very interesting turn of events indeed. So glad Cook has stepped down. Now if we can only get the chairman to do the same…

I’m so committed to the environment that even my jokes are recycled.

How do you make anti-freeze?

There is a Luke Brooks mega thread…

I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

My friend went completely bald years ago, but he still carries a comb with him. He just can’t part with it.

Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?

I’m never donating to anyone collecting money for a marathon again. They just take the money and run