Found a joke in the bin today… It was rubbish.

Me: I'm surprised at how winded I am by this exercise.Trainer: This was the tour of the gym…

Disagree. I think they played exactly as expected.

So long Freddy @ Brandy. Glad to see the back of you both.

Apparently exercising helps with decision making. It's true. I went for a run this morning and then decided that I'm never going again!

How do you make a Swiss roll?

Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself… I still cant fly.

@avocadoontoast Brooks

What did the sushi say to the bee?

What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive?

What do you call someone who gets mad when he has no bread?

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet...

Would you want to come here with the current management?

Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets.

I don't know who needs to hear this... But you don't need anything from amazon today.