I took my dog to the park today to play frisbee with him. He was useless!I need a flatter dog...

I believe the cowboys have made a statement that they won’t be offering Brooks a deal.

Yeah, could be interesting. He was a fullback in juniors and he was the one that put the kick in for Joffa’s disallowed try. Might work.

All the best Luke. Now where is that 6 & 7 we need coming from?

My mum always used to say 60 is the new 40. Lovely woman, banned from driving.

Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle?

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Might need an interpreter

Interesting Bateman as captain. Will the refs understand him.. 😂😂😂😂

Probably the best we can muster

What do you call friends you like to eat with?

Congratulations big fella

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

What do you call a knight of the round table who nobody expected to see in battle?

I told my boss I was tired of being a human cannonball. So he fired me!