oh hell no…

Absolutely yes. If a company had failed so dismally on the no. 1 KPI, in this instance winning football matches and making finals and winning premiers...

Never play poker at the zoo. Too many cheetahs.

Where does a pirate go to get his hook?

I’m not sure which machine Rage Against the Machine was upset about but it was probably a printer.

Gould always said Laurie was a 5/8

The surface of the earth is mostly water. The water is not carbonated and so the earth is flat.

And we have gone backwards as a club ever since.

I returned my lizard to the pet store as he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes. “That’s not a lizard,” the store clerk told me. “That’s a stand-up chamel...

Left or Right

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Says round 2 on the graphics @garry

Which friends should you always take out to dinner?

Warren McDonnell set to join Manly recruitment staff.

Me me me. I agree. Bring back the claws, gone backwards ever since they were removed.