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Holman Barnes Group ... 

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When should you buy a bird?

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When it's going cheep



   
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There's a big sale on down at the Leggo Store.
People are lining up for blocks.

 



   
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What do electricians call a power outage?

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A current event



   
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I stayed at a revolting Motel, it was called The Fiddle.

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It was really a vile inn



   
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Everyone knows that the Swiss flag is a big plus. But Japan's flag is spot on.



   
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Why do Reindeers wear bells?

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Because their horns don't work



   
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What's an oysters favourite type of workout?

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Anything involving mussels



   
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

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A drizzly bear



   
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What do you call it when you cross a Snowman with a dog?

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Frost-bite



   
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If you re-arrange the letters of 'Postmen' what do they become?

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Very angry



   
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Why do bananas use sunscreen?

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Because they peel



   
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Where do Sharks like to spend their holiday vacation?

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Finland



   
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Why is money called dough?

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Because everyone kneads it



   
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What do you call a Snowman that vacations in the tropics?

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A puddle



   
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