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What do you call an angry golfer?

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Teed off



   
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What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

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A power plant



   
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What does a flower call its Grandfather?

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Poppy



   
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What do you call a really clever rabbit?

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A hare brain



   
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How can you tell if the Ocean is friendly?

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It waves



   
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Why did the Sun go to School?

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To get brighter



   
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon tree?

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A sour puss



   
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How do you cut a wave in half?

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Use a sea saw



   
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Why is grass so dangerous?

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Because it's full of blades



   
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THIS INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL IS A FACKING JOKE ‼️‼️‼️‼️



   
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Mike
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What nut always runs to the bathroom?

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A Peanut



   
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What do you call a Roman Emperor with a cold?

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Julius Sneezer



   
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Mike
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

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He had no body to go with



   
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Why don't Ghosts like the rain?

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Because it dampens their spirits



   
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What do birds say on Halloween?

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Trick or tweet



   
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