How does a hamburger introduce his wife??
’Meet Patty’
Why did the Butcher work extra hours at the shop?
What kind of building weighs the least?
After waiting a while, I asked Pizza Hut “will my pizza be long?”
At a Wedding Party recently someone yelled, “All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death...
What do you call a zombie who doesn't joke around?
Why do fish always sing off key?
I needed something therapeutic to do, so I took up gardening.
After 6 months, 42 trips to Bunnings, 38 blisters, and throwing my back out, today I was able to eat my $632.00 salad.
