How does a hamburger introduce his wife??
’Meet Patty’
Why did the Butcher work extra hours at the shop?
What kind of building weighs the least?
After waiting a while, I asked Pizza Hut “will my pizza be long?”
At a Wedding Party recently someone yelled, “All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death...
What do you call a zombie who doesn't joke around?
Why do fish always sing off key?
I needed something therapeutic to do, so I took up gardening.
After 6 months, 42 trips to Bunnings, 38 blisters, and throwing my back out, today I was able to eat my $632.00 salad.
I warn you against trying to have a relationship with a tennis player...... Love means nothing to them.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?
Where do horses stay in a hotel?
What kind of Sharks do you find at a Construction Site?
When do you go at Red and stop at Green?
What's the definition of a balanced diet?
