To the person who stole my anti-depressants: I hope you're happy now 👍
[road trip]
DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.
Why do Cows wear bells?
What do you call it when you can’t sleep at night, and you just eat instead?
What room do skeletons stay out of?
What did the cupcake say to the frosting?
What sits at the bottom of the Sea and twitches?
What washes up on really small beaches?
What Streets do ghosts haunt?
What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
What happens when a Snowman throws a tantrum?
Which Athlete is warmest in Winter?
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.
