If you take the insides of a hotdog out, what do you have left?
A Halloweenie 😂🤣
Why is the letter A like a flower 🌸?
What did the burglar name his newborn son?
If all dogs go to heaven, where do all cats go?
What does an astronaut do when he screws up?
So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water until I read it backwards...
Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet 😟
This morning, I accidentally changed the GPS Voice to “Male."
Now it just says, “It's around here somewhere. Keep driving."
How do you make a bandstand?
Mind intentionally left blank…
Tectonic plate: *bumps into another tectonic plate.
Oops, sorry, my fault.
I fixed my brass instrument.
I used a tuba glue.
If you fall, I’ll be there.
~ the floor.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
So I go to the doctor
me: What’s the problem
Doctor: You’re overweight
me: I want a second opinion
Doctor: Sure, you’re ugly too
