What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage. When I asked the keeper why, he said it was bread in captivity.
Two cheese trucks crashed into one another…,,,,,
De Brie was everywhere 🧀🧀🐭
There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life… Push and Pull.
Patient: “Doctor, I think I'm going deaf."
Doctor: "Describe the symptoms."
Patient: “Well, Homer is bald, and Marge has blue hair.”
I asked my dad what his favourite joke was.
He said, "Son, I can't pick a favourite. I love you and your sister equally!"
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
For instance, if they are around your throat, She's probably slightly upset.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
I heard they moved Silverwater Jail and Long Bay Jail to Balmain, now no one can escape!
Today I learned there's a scientific term for aquatic mammals losing their fur through evolution: Whale Pattern Baldness
Do you know what a wok is?
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
