Dad Humour

Why do the French eat snails?

I accidentally took my cats meds this morning...

Don't ask meow.

I’ve just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother… Broco Lee !!!!

I have a philosophy joke but is it really a joke or does it just want to be a joke?

What do you call a pan of wiggling cinnamon rolls?

My neighbour Bob came over this afternoon and said, “I’ve just started dating this anaesthesiologist.”

“Good for you!” I said. “Tell me all about her.”

“Well,” he started, “She’s a real knockout…”

The word queue is just ‘q’ with a bunch is silent letters waiting in line. 

My friend Barry’s dog goes and sits in the corner whenever the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.

My obese parrot died today.

sad news but it’s a huge weight off my shoulders 

My brother said that onions are the only food that makes you cry…

So I threw a coconut at him.

I used to love making sandcastles with my grandpa.

Getting him back in the urn afterwards was more difficult 

Hey everybody, I just finished the 30 day yoga challenge and it was easier than I expected.

In fact, I bet I could go another 30 days without doing yoga.

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. That’s right! The steaks were pretty high 😅😂

What do you call a lazy skeleton?