Why do the French eat snails?
I accidentally took my cats meds this morning...
Don't ask meow.
I’ve just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother… Broco Lee !!!!
I have a philosophy joke but is it really a joke or does it just want to be a joke?
What do you call a pan of wiggling cinnamon rolls?
My neighbour Bob came over this afternoon and said, “I’ve just started dating this anaesthesiologist.”
“Good for you!” I said. “Tell me all about her.”
“Well,” he started, “She’s a real knockout…”
The word queue is just ‘q’ with a bunch is silent letters waiting in line.
My friend Barry’s dog goes and sits in the corner whenever the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.
My obese parrot died today.
sad news but it’s a huge weight off my shoulders
My brother said that onions are the only food that makes you cry…
So I threw a coconut at him.
I used to love making sandcastles with my grandpa.
Getting him back in the urn afterwards was more difficult
Hey everybody, I just finished the 30 day yoga challenge and it was easier than I expected.
In fact, I bet I could go another 30 days without doing yoga.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. That’s right! The steaks were pretty high 😅😂
What do you call a lazy skeleton?
