Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay
Why did the maths book go to an orthopedist?
I have just started reading a book called:
‘Swimming The English Channel' written by Francis Near.
Waiter: I see you glass is empty, would you like another one?
Me: Why would I want two empty glasses?
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Maths books are always upset, because they are full of problems!
I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. “Where?” she asked.
“No. Regular.”
Technically the overall goal of golf... is to play less golf...
Why does the stadium got hot after a game?
Rabbit's jump, and they live for 8 years.
Dogs run, and they live for 15 years.
Turtles don't do anything, and they live for 150 years.
Lesson Learnt!
I hate it when I gain 10Kg for a role and then realise I'm not an actor.
To the person who invented zero… Thanks for nothing !!!
Lance is a pretty uncommon name these days, but in medieval times, people were named lance a lot.
I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next doors fence and get it for you.
