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 Mike
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My mum always used to say 60 is the new 40. Lovely woman, banned from driving.



   
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@mike 🤣🤣🤣

A bit like my missus. She has never had an accident in 25yrs of driving but she has caused a few 🤣



   
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I took my dog to the park today to play frisbee with him. He was useless!

I need a flatter dog...



   
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How do fleas travel from place to place?

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By itch-hiking!



   
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What do you call a singing laptop?

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A Dell



   
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Where do naughty rainbows go?

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Prism.



   
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Mike
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If you see me talking to myself, just move along.

I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting.



   
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Mike
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I took my car to my mechanic, because it was making a terrible noise.

He removed the Mariah Carey CD and now it’s fine…



   
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My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.



   
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Banks should do a better job at keeping their ATM's filled.

This is the fifth one I've been to that says insufficient funds.



   
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I don't know who needs to hear this...

But you don't need anything from amazon today.



   
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Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets.



   
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Electricians have to strip to make ends meet...



   
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What do you call someone who gets mad when he has no bread?

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Lack Toast intolerant.



   
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What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive?

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A wanna bee.



   
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