My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital. Her husband named the kid Carson.
What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to the aliens, they are calling it… “Apollo G”
I’ve named my dog 10 miles. Just so I can tell people I walk 10 miles twice a day!
The more Pi you eat, the larger your circumference.
My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch…
The older you get the more deeply you care about the layout of supermarkets.
Courier was on the street and asked me what time it was. I told them between 8am and 1pm.
I told my boss I was tired of being a human cannonball. So he fired me!
What do you call a knight of the round table who nobody expected to see in battle?
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
What do you call friends you like to eat with?
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle?
