I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to return to my house.
I made the mistake of asking Siri to explain women to me.
My iPhone’s been talking for three days...
My grandfather had been feeling unwell so we took him along to the Doctor.
After conducting a thorough check over, the Dr. said the best thing we could do was to go home and spread a thick layer of grease all over his back.
He really went downhill fast after that.
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I have a joke about kites, but there are strings attached.
I wanted to thank everyone for sticking with me while I figured out the meaning of many. It means a lot.
What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?
Daughter: I saw a kangaroo on the way to work this morning.
Me: How did you know it was on its way to work?
If you think my prose is bad... remember it could be verse!
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement? In the end I ignore it all and click I agree.
Last night my neighbour just yelled at her kids so loud, that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed.
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
What do you call someone who challenges Mike Tyson to a fight?
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless.
Until they got sick of him and kicked him out the cinema…
