I just said no comment all the way through the police interview. I didn’t get the job.
Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?
Wouldn't that be a muffin?
In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)
You can never dig half a hole.
Novak Djokovic is the only tennis player to be bundled out of the Australian Open after missing only two shots!
(too soon??)
Novak Djokovic is the only tennis player to be bundled out of the Australian Open after missing only two shots!
(too soon??)
OUT… Mr Djokovic has zero challenges remaining..
I made the mistake of asking Siri to explain women to me.
My phones been talking for three days...
The kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other. It's all fun and games until someone loses an I.
I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone.
The English Cricket Board have just appointed Novak Djokovic as the new batting coach of English cricket.
Even though he has no experience in the sport, England could not overlook how it took Australia 2 weeks to get him out!
I got an e-mail saying, 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!', I thought, "that's just spam."
Soccer is 90 minutes of pretending you’re hurt. Rugby League is 80 minutes of pretending you’re not!
That used to be true
In memory of Geoff Chisholm (1965-2022)
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough!
