Dad Humour

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

Why did Anakin cross the road?

I almost invested in a distillery, but I backed out at the last minute. I found out it was a whiskey business.

Here’s the thing about cliff hangers.....

I'm gonna quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money. I estimate I'll be home again around 10pm this evening.

I knew a girl who dated and electrition but it didnt last. She said there was no spark.

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

Me: Im terrified of random letters Therapist: You are? Me: (Screams) Therapist: I see Me: (Scream intensifies)

What is a physicists favorite food?

You know what’s really odd?

I went to the drive through and asked for a jumbo sausage.

The guy said, it wont be long.

I said, it better be!

Why did the farmer buy loads of chicks?

It’s important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong !!!

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!

I just saw a real idiot at the gym. He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.