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April 25, 2023 6:03 pm  

This years goal was to lose 10Kg. Only 15kg to go...



   
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April 25, 2023 6:08 pm  

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This years goal was to lose 10Kg. Only 15kg to go...

Clearly have the same brand scales as I do Mike.

 



   
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April 25, 2023 8:06 pm  
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April 25, 2023 8:35 pm  

How do two French guys share files electronically?

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Pierre to Pierre network.



   
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April 26, 2023 1:17 pm  

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?

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A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.



   
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April 27, 2023 1:34 pm  

Remember, if you lend someone $20 and never see that person again... it was probably worth it.



   
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April 27, 2023 1:52 pm  

My 10 year olds teacher sent me a note that I needed to have a talk with my kid.

She explained that she had asked: "what you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?"

My 10 year old's answer: "A Teacher" was apparently the wrong answer.



   
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April 27, 2023 6:41 pm  

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

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April 28, 2023 6:13 pm  

Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side…. Only three more sleeps till Christmas.



   
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April 28, 2023 8:34 pm  

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

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A mathemachicken.



   
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April 28, 2023 9:00 pm  

If someone makes baskets in their sleep, does that mean they are a dream-weaver?



   
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April 28, 2023 9:01 pm  

I keep being attacked by horses in my sleep. I have terrible nightmares!



   
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April 29, 2023 12:51 pm  

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

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April 29, 2023 1:33 pm  

I just found out the neighbourhood had a meeting about the crazy person in the block. It's weird that they didn't invite me…



   
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