How do two French guys share files electronically?
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
Remember, if you lend someone $20 and never see that person again... it was probably worth it.
My 10 year olds teacher sent me a note that I needed to have a talk with my kid.
She explained that she had asked: "what you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?"
My 10 year old's answer: "A Teacher" was apparently the wrong answer.
What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?
Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side…. Only three more sleeps till Christmas.
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
If someone makes baskets in their sleep, does that mean they are a dream-weaver?
I keep being attacked by horses in my sleep. I have terrible nightmares!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
I just found out the neighbourhood had a meeting about the crazy person in the block. It's weird that they didn't invite me…
