When Tim Sheens started his first day back as Wests Tigers coach he yelled out to the players on the field "take up your usual positions"
On that command the players ran over and stood around the goal posts waiting for the conversion. 🤣
Why do bears have hairy coats?
How do you cut an ocean in two?
The centipede was killing them in the first 40min.
4 tries, 6 try assists, 200 running metres and 80 tackles
Second half he was nowhere to be seen.
At full time a journo asked the coach why was centipede dropped in the second half.
The coach said, " he wasn't dropped, he had to change his bloody boots and only just now he's ready to go, unbelievable"
A player goes to the physio and says it hurts when I touch my arm, when I touch my chest, or my leg. The physio says "you've broken your finger you idiot".
Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine?
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement.
In the end I ignore it all and just click “I agree.”
Just to be clear...I was not fired at the egg farm... I was just laid off...
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A little bit about myself...
My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug…
