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I’m flying to India to try their famous sandwiches.

Everyone’s talking about their New Delhi.



   
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A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word? She says: Please do. The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.” The widow replies: Thanks that means a great deal.



   
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore...

Surely thats the worst possible place to try and sell shells?!



   
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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

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Claustrophobic



   
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.



   
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There is a new movie coming out about mobile homes.

I just saw the trailer.



   
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.



   
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Plagiarism is getting in trouble for something you didn't do...



   
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HELVETICA & TIMES NEW ROMAN walk into a bar and order drinks.

The bartender refuses to serve them and says “We don’t serve your type here.”



   
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A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got out of bed to look with him.



   
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Cheese is essentially just a loaf of milk.



   
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We were a bunch of Nemo’s running around in 1996 😂😅🤪

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

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They use honeycombs.



   
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My daughter just graduated from law school...

Now she’s my daughter in law.



   
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A cannibal is just someone that’s fed up with people...



   
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