My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t even know she sold flowers.
When I was a kid, my parents would always say excuse my French just after saying a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
Wests Tigers 2022 season… that’s all I got.
@mike there was a lot to laugh about… what was your favourite??
Fans expecting the club to actually want to win games. That was pretty funny.
What is the astronauts favourite prank?
Half time v drags
The flare guy in rd 4 I think … worst game I’ve witnessed!!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
What's the toughest part of being a
vegan?
Doughnut.
Now theres a word that I really like - It just has a certain ring to it.
No real man should watch his woman pay for anything... so I go and get the car instead...
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
