My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t even know she sold flowers.
When I was a kid, my parents would always say excuse my French just after saying a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
Wests Tigers 2022 season… that’s all I got.
@mike there was a lot to laugh about… what was your favourite??
Fans expecting the club to actually want to win games. That was pretty funny.
What is the astronauts favourite prank?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
What's the toughest part of being a
vegan?
Doughnut.
Now theres a word that I really like - It just has a certain ring to it.
No real man should watch his woman pay for anything... so I go and get the car instead...
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
