Dad Humour

I was in a store last week trying on shoes, after putting one on, I turned to the assistant and said, "It won't fit properly" he replied "Have you tried it with the tongue out?” I said "It’th no good, it’th thtill too thight!”

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there. 

I just found out that my friend lives a secret life as a priest. It’s his altar ego.

How do you make a Motherboard ??

Start talking about the WT's 

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn't work out.

Its a 5 minutes walk to my local pub

Its a 45 minute walk from my local pub

The difference is staggering