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Teddy_S
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died ? 

He Pasta way 😆🤣



   
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Teddy_S
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Why can’t you fart in an Apple Store?

Because there’s no windows ☝️😆🤣



   
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What’s Forest Gumps favourite pasta ??

 

 

Penne🙂😆



   
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What do French fries do when they haven’t seen each other in a while?

 

Ketchup 🙂🤣

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What noise does James Bonds doorbell make ?

 

Dong …. Ding Dong 😆🤣



   
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Teddy_S
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Fun fact 

if you cut off your left arm ….

Your right will be left 😜



   
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In which city do Indian people leave their mother?

 

Mumbai 👋



   
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What do you call the stuff that gets stuck on Sharks teeth?

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Slow swimmers



   
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How did the Hammerhead Shark go on his test?

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He nailed it



   
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Too soon for these Shark jokes maybe Mike  🤷‍♂️… but they’re funny 😁 



   
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What do you call a baby potato?

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A small fry



   
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Did you hear about the guy that drank food colouring?

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He dyed a little inside



   
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Why did the Pie go to the Dentist?

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It needed filling



   
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What do you call a Frenchman that has been attacked by a cat?

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Claude



   
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What would Bears be without Bees?

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Ears



   
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