A woman with a salad walked past me in a restaurant and said: You know a cow died so you could eat that beef burger. I said: If you weren’t eating ...

Newcastle: more wishful thinking than reality. Sheens seems keen on him staying.

😂 you and me both..

No no no no no. He’s just after a super top up. Way past it. Too old, too fat and too slow.

I really like Campbell Graham as a Centre. One can dream…

My least favourite colour is purple. I dislike it more than red and blue combined.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A Bottle of water can be $1 at a supermarket. $3 at the gym. $5 at the movies and $7 on a plane. Same water. The only thing that changed its value was...

What do you call a Magician that loses his magic?

Agee. The players performances and standards are a mirror reflection of the management performance and standards. Something Lee just doesn’t underst...

I agree with you. The club really only has its self to blame if IP finds a way to renege on his contract. Terrible management. This still has a long...

Like zero?

I sat next to a baby for a 10 hour flight. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to scream for 10 hours straight. Even the baby was impressed I p...

Somebody should market a beer called "Occasionally".So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally".

Nu Browne is a hog. Hasn’t learned when to run and when to pass. I wouldn’t miss him.