A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Waiter: I see you glass is empty, would you like another one?Me: Why would I want two empty glasses?

I have just started reading a book called: ‘Swimming The English Channel' written by Francis Near.

@garry G’awd no… Did nothing for us while he was Premier. It would be all about him as Chair.

Why did the maths book go to an orthopedist?

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay

When I was abducted the aliens made me wipe my feet, blow my nose, and eat my greens...I think I was on the mother ship...

You think swimming with dolphins is expensive… Try swimming with sharks…Cost me an arm and a leg!

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100% disagree with you both. He was demanding the ball and wasn’t getting when he should have and getting very frustrated as a result. This comes down...

It’s not a government entity, it’s already privately owned. I think what you mean is a change of ownership away from Wests Ashfield?

@tigersteve I could think of a couple

My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning. I love felt tips.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people.