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August 26, 2023 5:41 am  

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours…



   
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August 26, 2023 5:46 am  

My brother is dating a girl called Rosemary...  I don't know what he season her.



   
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August 26, 2023 3:02 pm  

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.



   
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August 27, 2023 6:03 am  

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

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Beef jerky



   
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August 27, 2023 1:35 pm  

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

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Unique up on it!

What about a tame rabbit?

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The tame way!



   
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August 27, 2023 8:36 pm  

Heres a bit of advice for you..

Advi



   
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August 28, 2023 10:29 am  

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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August 28, 2023 5:30 pm  

Just got a job where my office is in a tree.
Im the branch manager!



   
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August 28, 2023 7:18 pm  

Whenever I try to eat healthily... a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers...



   
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August 29, 2023 9:01 pm  

What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?

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He’s Stark naked.



   
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August 30, 2023 2:31 pm  

I named my computer Long Bay and now the Esc button wont work...



   
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August 30, 2023 3:31 pm  

Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.

Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.



   
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August 30, 2023 7:29 pm  

You know you’re getting old when you go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.



   
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August 31, 2023 8:00 pm  

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4's of the way there by now...



   
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September 2, 2023 8:14 pm  

Daughter: Dad can I eat the cake in the fridge?

Me: Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable. 



   
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