"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours…
My brother is dating a girl called Rosemary... I don't know what he season her.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
What about a tame rabbit?
Heres a bit of advice for you..
Advi
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
Just got a job where my office is in a tree.
Im the branch manager!
Whenever I try to eat healthily... a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers...
What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?
I named my computer Long Bay and now the Esc button wont work...
Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
You know you’re getting old when you go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.
Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4's of the way there by now...
Daughter: Dad can I eat the cake in the fridge?
Me: Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
