What do you call 2 cows spying on each other?...
I really don't know who needs to know this but if it weren't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all.
I told my psychiatrist I felt like a dog. He told me to get off the couch.
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?
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Geez that made me laugh😂😂
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but most of them don’t work.
Wife: Can you stop yawning when I'm talking to you?
Me: I'm not yawning, I'm trying to say something!
I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.
I am peachless.
I was trying to find a good chemistry pun, but all the good ones argon.
It was Father/Daughter go to work day…
After a while Polly started to cry
Dad asked Polly what the matter was.
Polly replied . Where are all the clowns you said you worked with…
My friend got a new set of golf clubs for his wife yesterday. We all agreed it was a very good trade.
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
What does a painter do if he gets cold?
Why did Superman avoid the Bitcoin themed night at the club?
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldnt get a reaction.
