Last seen: April 19, 2024 5:17 pm
So I've just been on the weight-watchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. I think that’s a trick question.
When a clock is hungry it goes back 4 seconds...
Why couldn't Bach afford rent?
What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?
Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
What instrument do musically-inclined scientists play?
I agree
I’ve just got a “Save The Date”card from some friends. I didn’t even know it was an endangered fruit !
What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?"I said, "Diddly."
The Fulton gift that keeps on giving. Time for the shredder.
My one word… not Sullivan… don’t ever want to see this guy in a Wests Tigers jersey ever again. He’s an imposter. Mind you so was the ref. Klemmer got...
What kind of horses go out after dusk?